Secrets About Martha
- Martha has traveled around the world twice.
- Martha keeps a chocolate bar next to her bed at all times.
- Martha only eats meat on Thanksgiving.
- Martha hasn’t owned a working TV set since 1985.
- Martha was the slowest runner at Glenoaks Elementary School.
- Martha was fired from her job at the Woodrow Wilson Junior High School cafeteria because she could not add up prices fast enough.
- Martha’s dachshund Max was once kidnapped by a coyote and escaped.
- When Martha was seven years old, she stuck her finger in a donkey's mouth to see what it would feel like if the donkey bit her. The answer was not so good, and she has not tried this again.
- Martha's favorite food is spinach with garlic. No, seriously.