Martha keeps a chocolate bar next to her bed at all times.
Martha only eats meat on Thanksgiving.
Martha hasn’t owned a working TV set since 1985.
Martha was the slowest runner at Glenoaks Elementary School.
Martha was fired from her job at the Woodrow Wilson Junior High School cafeteria because she could not add up prices fast enough.
Martha’s dachshund Max was once kidnapped by a coyote and escaped.
When Martha was seven years old, she stuck her finger in a donkey's mouth to see what it would feel like if the donkey bit her. The answer was not so good, and she has not tried this again.
Martha's favorite food is spinach with garlic. No, seriously.
